What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.