What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !