What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.