What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.