What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.