What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes