What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!