What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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Batman's Parents.

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Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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Oh it doesn't really matter.