What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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What do you call someone who impersonates a lousy mom?

Bad mother faker.

Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.