What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena