What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats