What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose