What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.