Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.