Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.