How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats