How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.