What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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What happens when a dragon vapes?

Chemtrails.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau