What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.