He cracks up
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Because one egg is un oeuf.
He went... broke.
A: You get a short circut.
A rockin' roller.
Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.
Java -jar jar.jar
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
