Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Very fun until it goes Russian.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
Because he's Snow'd-in!
Because he's snowed-in
They were afraid of Stalin.
Linen
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Because Joseph was Stalin.
Russia kept Stalin it
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
M'otherland"
