How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "