How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "