How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "