What happens when I die?

Idk...

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

When did this happen?

When did what happen

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk