What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.