What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING