What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza