What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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Tupac-aday

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Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza