What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park