What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

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What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!