What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate