What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.