What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

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They lie still.

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The 45th President of the United States of America.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !