When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
He took too long to put his boots on !
You can drop her off anywhere.
Not being from Detroit.
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
The get all you '90s references.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
U mad scientist?
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either