Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.