How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!