What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood?

A Spaghetto

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*