What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*