What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.