How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.