She heard about his second coming
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.
Because he took the stairs.
A bull-ette.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
A psychiatric tryst.
