Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming