A Senor Discount
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It makes the Dego buy faster.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
A job application.
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
She quits counting.
Felons can't buy guns
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
A drone
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Nobody does your job for you when you're out
He was taking a sheet.
Innuendo
Because they rain supreme.
A Taco bell.
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
