What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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He lost the plot.

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!