What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.