What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide