What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!