Thicken Jokes

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

Nixon Jokes More Nixon Jokes

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Roooooooux Jokes More Roooooooux Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago