What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.