What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.