What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !