How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.