Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

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