Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Stupid, filthy habitses!

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Can I get that..Just ice"

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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A shotgun shell.

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You add 24 carrots.

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Edible gold.

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You add 24 carrots.

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Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'