Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.