Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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Omelette you finish.

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Pier to Pier Networking

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AID...S

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Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'