Add 24 carrots
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Coffee Mug
You add 24 carrots.
Edible gold.
The night shift at Waffle House.
He put in 24 carrots.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
A shotgun shell.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
Poverty
Thanks for the gold!
In his treas-arrrr chest!
A tangent
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Krillex.
Moo-sic!
A: Public access.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Bangladesh
A little plaque.
Answer: Dill-dough.
One wise guy answered 'Going home!'
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
On and on anon.
