What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser