What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.