What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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What do you call a zombie musician?

A decomposer.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers