What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.