What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.