You don't live in Mississippi.
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Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
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Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Forget it once.
They use a Chopin Liszt!
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Buds before suds, bro.
Fool proof!
with a cowculator.
How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
Baked Beans.
A.) An air mattress.
Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.
