Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout