Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...