What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.