What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.