What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!