Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin