How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.