Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
To draw the curtains !
He lost it.
Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
They're used to disappointment.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
A short woman trying like hell.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
Running into one could really ruin your day.