Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!