How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!