How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear