What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree