What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree