What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.