What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.