How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.