How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.