Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!