Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles