Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
Jack The Kipper.
He was far out man. --
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Oh you know... stuff...
A kiwi !
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
a bagel
A plain bagel.
Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!
Because then they would be bay-gulls.