Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.