Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper