What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.